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Yours

King Duncan Oldham

Duncan Oldham confesses all

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I've got to be honest, I absolutely love baiting those out there that don't like me, especially those who like to write about me and my every move. It is soooooo flattering and I admit I do get off on it. You see the thing is, it's programmed into me that when someone attacks, you must be stronger.

When they first started blogging about me I was worried. It was kind of unhealthy that someone would go to such lengths to target me and my family, especially the kids. Once the police got involved, I took their advice and ignored it. "You're obviously doing something right Duncan" was what they told me. It was the lift I needed and thanks to that organised hatred towards me, my life is much better today.

You see, before they started attacking me I had become lazy and complacent. I was happy in my semi-detached house in Wallsend with a night out at the weekend. But when they started trying to make my life difficult the natural defences kicked in. I couldn't just lay there and take a kicking so instead I put in more effort and here I am today, typing this up from Spain with the sun beaming down on my pool behind me. No rent, no mortgage... they say it's a shoe-box and a communal pool but you know what, it's all mine. What they don't know is that I also own next door. That's 2 houses plus 2 apartments, side by side.

They say I live with my mum. That's not true but there are apartments here for when she wants to spend some time under the sun and I'm very proud that I look after the person that gave me life. I always promised dad I'd look after her when he died; I have and always will.

Responding to these muppets is lowering myself to their levels and I'm better than that. I'm a fully grown man, a proud father and son, I'm 35, not 15 yet I've allowed myself to get caught up in playing with these muppets. I deliberately feed them stuff to get a bite and they take it every single time. Me and Steve still have bets as to how many hours it will be before they republish something I say. The laughs we've had. Oh and the latest thing is that Steve has fallen out with me. How funny. Steve is like a brother to me, I love him to bits and always will. They run out of material and have to dream up more and more stuff. I can guarantee that after I post this entry they'll jump on it and that's what I get off on. The fact that someone is that bothered about what I say to spend their own time on me... amazing. It says a lot about their lives. I can understand why they hurt when I think about it.

I know that the day they stop blogging about me and stop talking about me on various LFC forums, that I'm finished. That is when I'll be worried. Every time I see my name mentioned or KopTalk mentioned, even in a bad light, I love it. Every time someone calls me a name, makes an allegation... I grin from ear to ear. I'm an attention whore and I love it.

However, it's time that I stopped feeding them and just let them do their thing. I'm very happy in my life just now and when I mention to friends how I like to cast the line out, they say why do you bother. In a way the attention is a form of advertising for me. So many people have come to us saying "I've heard about your site, people say bad things but I wanted to check it out". It works for me. Of course there will be some cases where the opposite happens but they're the kind of unintelligent people we don't want on our website. We really do try to attract people that are able to think for themselves. People who tend to be a bit thick aren't really the people we want to attract because they have little to offer.

I absolutely love interacting on KopTalk with both our members and non members. My time really must be focused on them and not those former (banned) members or people associated to other LFC websites. They'll always run their mouths... it's just amazing how some of them can't let KopTalk go.

They can keep threatening me, threatening my family and so on but I'm not going anywhere. If I didn't have KopTalk I'd be bored senseless and you can only sunbathe for so long.

Everyone knows my real name, my real address, I'm accountable and easily contactable so for these muppets to suggest I'm a criminal on the run is hillarious. When you have to lie about someone you've been defeated.

So basically this article is the last I'm going to post. I just can't help myself sometimes as I do enjoy the attention they give me. But I'm 35 for God's sake, I can't engage in such childish nonsense any more. I'll always be controversial because it pays well but I really can't lower myself any more.

I wish no harm on anyone. It comes with the territory of being such an awesome person ;)

Joking apart, I gotta go. It's been fun but I really must grow up!

YNWA

Duncan Oldham

Editor
KOPTALK.COM

We covered a news item about Chelsea's reported interest in Fernando Torres. In that item it says: "Mirror newspaper hack Martin Lipton writes..." then within a few hours we have one of our bitter haters suggesting that the item was from The Sun newspaper. This is how thick they are. Now even if The Sun had covered it, how would that muppet know... does he read the rag then?

While I support the boycott of The Sun newspaper, I think it's cheap that so many so called Liverpool fans use the innocent memories of the 96 against me. To me that is stooping very low but what do you expect from these muppets. Although I would encourage Reds not to buy The Sun I would never force that stance on anyone about that or any other subject. KopTalk doesn't tell people how to support the club, that's not our job. We will encourage people to stay clear but what others do is none of our business.

They like to suggest that I read or support the rag and like The Sun, they fabricate the truth themselves. It is of course nonsense that I read the rag, not just because of the Liverpool association but because I'm a Labour vote and have been all my life. Naturally as a result of that The Mirror newspaper, a Labour newspaper and direct rival of The Sun, has been my read since I was at school and always will be. I also buy it to remember my grandparents who used to buy it when I was a young lad.

Articles from The Sun are never published in our media section on KopTalk. But hey, why let the truth get in the way of anything. We would also never accept any form of advertising from the rag. If such ads appeared on KopTalk - because you can't block them with our advertising agency until new campaigns start - then they would and have been in the past, be disabled immediately. Anyone who suggests differently is using 96 lives to try and discredit me which is terribly sad. I don't think they realise how hurtful that is.

At the World Cup in 1998 I was pictured with a Tango hat on. There was also a Sun newspaper logo on the same hat. They were placed on the heads of England fans by what I assume was Page 3 girls or some other lasses employed by the newspaper. I'm not from Liverpool and was not educated about The Sun & Hillsborough. I lived in Scarborough and there was no Sky Sports News, no internet and so on when it happened, I'd be 14 in 1989, there was no access to what was happening in Liverpool. All we had was Teletext for LFC News.

1998 was the year that KopTalk was formed as a website. Before that she was a popular mailing list where I sent LFC news out by email. I - yes me - uploaded that photo to the internet (to KopTalk) myself unaware of the boycott and what The Sun had done etc. Back in 1998 there was just one Liverpool FC website and no real awareness like today about the disaster. I've explained the story a million times but the fan club would never accept it. It's far easier to use the 96 against a lad that would have been 14 at the time of the disaster. Had I done this today as a 35-year-old man, educated on what The Sun did, then I would deserve all the shit that they throw at me.

Many times we get young fans on KopTalk that will say something "I saw this in The Sun.." now rather than shout them down and attack them, I encourage education. The obvious question is "Do you know what The Sun said in 1989?" - then you explain. Today it is much harder to claim ignorance thanks to the internet but you have to remember that some people are young lads and if they're not from Liverpool, they may not be aware of the boycott etc.

I don't buy or support The Sun newspaper, never have done, never will because of my political views, because I'm more intelligent than the average Sun reader and because I'm a Liverpool supporter who despises what they published about the disaster. Whether people choose to believe that or not is of no concern to me.

Mods can't see IP addresses on KopTalk, only admins.... just sayin'... kthanksbye!

I love casting that line out to get a mention... I'm desperately thinking of something else that will secure a few more bites.

Please keep spreading the word.. every hit counts and what do hits means? Prizes!

Too easy...